
					Jock
				
 
				
				
			
			
			
				
				A  wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for  several
years.  One night, during one of their rendezvous,  she confided in him
that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to  ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large
sum of money  if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.   If
she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also  provide child 
support
until the child turned 18.  She  agreed, but asked how he would know
when the baby was  born.
To keep  it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,  and
write "Spaghetti" on the back.  He would then arrange  for child
support payments to  begin.
One day,  about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey,  she said, "You received a very strange post card  today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he  said.  The wife
obeyed, and watched as her husband read the  card, turned white  and
fainted.
On the  card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti,  Spaghetti.  Two with
meatballs, one  without."