Catholic school

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

الله يهديك يا ماجد ....

ههههههههههههههههههههه

أضحكتني .. جزاك الله الجنة ..

سبحان الله .. الأطفال لهم تفكير مختلف تغلب عليه كثيرا من البراءة ...


الحمد لله على نعمة الإسلام ..

وفقك الله يا ماجد

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حياك الله يا اخي هاني ... اسد الله صباحك بكل خير و مسره..
ياخي وحشتنا ... والله ما ادري وين تروح ...
تحياتي لك
هذي وده ثانية عن الاطفال ..عسى تعجبك

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

وهذي وحدة ثالثة...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her black head.

She looked at her mother and asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"