Italy

اخي العزيز هاني حفظك الله ...

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large
sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If
she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child
support
until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know
when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife
obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and
fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without

اخي العزبز اعز انسان ....ارحب ملايين ...بس طلبك صعب ...احاول اترجم والله يعين ....السلفة نكتة .
فيه واحد متزوج ... و غني ....بس يلعب بالخفا ...وذاك اليوم احملت صديقته الايطالية .....خاف من الفضيحة ....قلها روحي ايطاليا و اذا ولدتي علميني ..ارسللك مصرف....عشان ما تعرف زوجته بالسالفة اتفق معاها ان ترسل له كرت و تكتب وراه ...سباغتي اذا ولدت بنت و سباغتي مع بيضتيين اذا كان ولد .....مرت الايام و بعد 9 شهور وصل الكرت ...شافته المرة و قالت للزوج اليوم وصل كرت غريب مكتوب عليه سباغتي ..شالسالفة ...بسرع اخذ الكرت و اغمى عليه ...
مكتوب سباغتي مرتيين و اسباغتي مع البيض مرة ...
يعني بنتين وولد ...

بايخه ...ها

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