أبو أحمد العبيدي
02-09-2006, 08:44 PM
Enjoy!!!!...
Here are five funny phone answering machine messages:
(a) Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone
right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes
doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly.
So leave a message, and when we're done.... brushing our teeth we'll get
back to you.
( b) Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent
the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my
financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are
my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have
plenty of money.
(c) Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave
me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
(d) Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
Here are five funny phone answering machine messages:
(a) Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone
right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes
doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...real slowly.
So leave a message, and when we're done.... brushing our teeth we'll get
back to you.
( b) Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent
the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my
financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are
my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have
plenty of money.
(c) Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave
me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
(d) Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain
silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.